Chris Simpson

Semper letteris mandate

An anti-praise poem to “Hive Mind Testimonials”

We the consumers…
We the consumers…
We the consumers…

would like to tell advertisers…
would like to tell advertisers…
tell advertisers…

that we’re sick …
we’re sick…
sick…

of commercials in which…
of commercials in which…
of commercials in which…

various people…
various people…
people…

repeat or complete…
repeat or complete…
repeat or complete…

each other’s sentences…
each other’s sentences…
sentences…

And we the consumers…
And we the consumers…
the consumers…

would like to request…
would like to request…
to request…

that you stop…
that you stop…
for God’s sake, stop!

before we have to…
before we have to…
in the name of humanity, have to…

kill you all…
kill you all…
kill you all!!

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